This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization
Attention slackers: It’s time to roll up those sleeves and get those hands dirty. Frito-Lay has announced a nationwide search for five new unusually shaped Cheetos to be added to its online Cheetos Museum. (Current inductees include a “chiraffe,” “cheese-sea horse” and orange lobster.) The five winners will be awarded $10,000 each, with the grand prize winner taking home an extra $50,000. Not bad for a day of couch surfing.
In this week's issue...
- June 4, 2026
- Tougher on trash
As human-bear conflicts rise, new state law targets ‘knowingly’ allowing attractants
- June 4, 2026
- Redefining the business of art
Colorado’s new A Corp model helps creatives retain control while attracting investment
- May 28, 2026
- Quick 'n' Dirty
Help for the Demon Bridge, Highway 550 N closure, and fire mitigation falls off