This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization
Attention slackers: It’s time to roll up those sleeves and get those hands dirty. Frito-Lay has announced a nationwide search for five new unusually shaped Cheetos to be added to its online Cheetos Museum. (Current inductees include a “chiraffe,” “cheese-sea horse” and orange lobster.) The five winners will be awarded $10,000 each, with the grand prize winner taking home an extra $50,000. Not bad for a day of couch surfing.
In this week's issue...
- May 14, 2026
- The quad squad
Adult skate nights, DJs and a passionate crew fuel local roller skating renaissance
- May 14, 2026
- Recharging the EV market
High gas prices, revamped incentives aimed at rural drivers may help accelerate sales
- May 14, 2026
- Just how bad was it?
Warm temps, weak snowpack drive second-largest skier drop in industry history
