This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization
Love doughnuts but hate all that pesky chewing? Homer Simpsons of the world can now rejoice in getting their deep-fried dough in liquid form thanks to Cheerwine’s new Krispy Kreme cherry cola. Unfortunately, the dental sugar bath, which is said to taste like a glazed donut in pureed form, is thus far only available in the Deep South.
In this week's issue...
- January 25, 2024
- Bagging it
State plastic bag ban is in full effect, but enforcement varies
- January 26, 2024
- Paper chase
The Sneer is back – and no we’re not talking about Billy Idol’s comeback tour.
- January 11, 2024
- High and dry
New state climate report projects continued warming, declining streamflows