This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization
Love doughnuts but hate all that pesky chewing? Homer Simpsons of the world can now rejoice in getting their deep-fried dough in liquid form thanks to Cheerwine’s new Krispy Kreme cherry cola. Unfortunately, the dental sugar bath, which is said to taste like a glazed donut in pureed form, is thus far only available in the Deep South.
In this week's issue...
- September 11, 2025
- Back on top
After harrowing flying accident, local highliner steps back out with renewed mission
- September 11, 2025
- New order
Rule change for Land and Water Conservation Fund raises alarms
- September 4, 2025
- Armed with knowledge
Local community organizers work to ensure immigrant neighbors know their rights