This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization
Love doughnuts but hate all that pesky chewing? Homer Simpsons of the world can now rejoice in getting their deep-fried dough in liquid form thanks to Cheerwine’s new Krispy Kreme cherry cola. Unfortunately, the dental sugar bath, which is said to taste like a glazed donut in pureed form, is thus far only available in the Deep South.
In this week's issue...
- December 18, 2025
- Let it snow
Although ski areas across the West have taken a hit, there’s still hope
- December 18, 2025
- Look, but don't take
Lessons in pottery theft – and remorse – from SW Colorado
- December 11, 2025
- Big plans
Whole Foods, 270 apartments could be coming to Durango Mall parcel