This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization


Love doughnuts but hate all that pesky chewing? Homer Simpsons of the world can now rejoice in getting their deep-fried dough in liquid form thanks to Cheerwine’s new Krispy Kreme cherry cola. Unfortunately, the dental sugar bath, which is said to taste like a glazed donut in pureed form, is thus far only available in the Deep South.

 

In this week's issue...

September 11, 2025
Back on top

After harrowing flying accident, local highliner steps back out with renewed mission
 

September 11, 2025
New order

Rule change for Land and Water Conservation Fund raises alarms

September 4, 2025
Armed with knowledge

Local community organizers work to ensure immigrant neighbors know their rights