This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization
Viagra got you down? Announcing VylyV (we’re sure it stands for something), the first-ever pelvic-training shorts for men. Programmable via smart phone, the electronic lycra shorts (think bike shorts on steroids) are guaranteed to enhance your manhood via man kegels. That is as long as your intended doesn’t actually see you in them, which could be a potential um, “mood” killer.
In this week's issue...
- January 25, 2024
- Bagging it
State plastic bag ban is in full effect, but enforcement varies
- January 26, 2024
- Paper chase
The Sneer is back – and no we’re not talking about Billy Idol’s comeback tour.
- January 11, 2024
- High and dry
New state climate report projects continued warming, declining streamflows