This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization
Viagra got you down? Announcing VylyV (we’re sure it stands for something), the first-ever pelvic-training shorts for men. Programmable via smart phone, the electronic lycra shorts (think bike shorts on steroids) are guaranteed to enhance your manhood via man kegels. That is as long as your intended doesn’t actually see you in them, which could be a potential um, “mood” killer.
In this week's issue...
- May 14, 2026
- The quad squad
Adult skate nights, DJs and a passionate crew fuel local roller skating renaissance
- May 14, 2026
- Recharging the EV market
High gas prices, revamped incentives aimed at rural drivers may help accelerate sales
- May 14, 2026
- Just how bad was it?
Warm temps, weak snowpack drive second-largest skier drop in industry history