This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization


Viagra got you down? Announcing VylyV (we’re sure it stands for something), the first-ever pelvic-training shorts for men. Programmable via smart phone, the electronic lycra shorts (think bike shorts on steroids) are guaranteed to enhance your manhood via man kegels. That is as long as your intended doesn’t actually see you in them, which could be a potential um, “mood” killer.

In this week's issue...

September 11, 2025
Back on top

After harrowing flying accident, local highliner steps back out with renewed mission
 

September 11, 2025
New order

Rule change for Land and Water Conservation Fund raises alarms

September 4, 2025
Armed with knowledge

Local community organizers work to ensure immigrant neighbors know their rights