This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization

Viagra got you down? Announcing VylyV (we’re sure it stands for something), the first-ever pelvic-training shorts for men. Programmable via smart phone, the electronic lycra shorts (think bike shorts on steroids) are guaranteed to enhance your manhood via man kegels. That is as long as your intended doesn’t actually see you in them, which could be a potential um, “mood” killer.