This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization
Viagra got you down? Announcing VylyV (we’re sure it stands for something), the first-ever pelvic-training shorts for men. Programmable via smart phone, the electronic lycra shorts (think bike shorts on steroids) are guaranteed to enhance your manhood via man kegels. That is as long as your intended doesn’t actually see you in them, which could be a potential um, “mood” killer.
In this week's issue...
- May 15, 2025
- End of the trail
Despite tariff pause, Colorado bike company can’t hang on through supply chain chaos
- May 8, 2025
- Shared pain
Dismal trend highlights need to cut usage in Upper Basin, too
- April 24, 2025
- A tale of two bills
Nuclear gets all the hype, but optimizing infrastructure will have bigger impact