This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization
Viagra got you down? Announcing VylyV (we’re sure it stands for something), the first-ever pelvic-training shorts for men. Programmable via smart phone, the electronic lycra shorts (think bike shorts on steroids) are guaranteed to enhance your manhood via man kegels. That is as long as your intended doesn’t actually see you in them, which could be a potential um, “mood” killer.
In this week's issue...
- September 11, 2025
- Back on top
After harrowing flying accident, local highliner steps back out with renewed mission
- September 11, 2025
- New order
Rule change for Land and Water Conservation Fund raises alarms
- September 4, 2025
- Armed with knowledge
Local community organizers work to ensure immigrant neighbors know their rights