This Week's Sign of the Apocalypse


Taking a page right out of the El Chapo playbook, Inky the octopus made a daring escape from a New Zealand zoo recently. After clambering out of his tank, the tentacled marauder slithered to a drainpipe and disappeared into the ocean. He left behind his cellmate, who is under tight lockdown. Can “Free Inky” or “The Shawtank Redemption” be far off?

In this week's issue...

June 4, 2026
Tougher on trash

As human-bear conflicts rise, new state law targets ‘knowingly’ allowing attractants

June 4, 2026
Redefining the business of art

Colorado’s new A Corp model helps creatives retain control while attracting investment
 

May 28, 2026
Quick 'n' Dirty

Help for the Demon Bridge, Highway 550 N closure, and fire mitigation falls off