This Week's Sign of the Apocalypse


Taking a page right out of the El Chapo playbook, Inky the octopus made a daring escape from a New Zealand zoo recently. After clambering out of his tank, the tentacled marauder slithered to a drainpipe and disappeared into the ocean. He left behind his cellmate, who is under tight lockdown. Can “Free Inky” or “The Shawtank Redemption” be far off?