This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization

Couch potatoes rejoice: researchers at the University of Sydney and University of Copenhagen are working on the first-ever legitimate “exercise pill.” The pill will mimic the effects of exercise on the body, such as bigger muscles and weight loss, without breaking a sweat. Unless, of course, popping a pill is strenuous for you.

 

In this week's issue...

January 25, 2024
Bagging it

State plastic bag ban is in full effect, but enforcement varies

January 26, 2024
Paper chase

The Sneer is back – and no we’re not talking about Billy Idol’s comeback tour.

January 11, 2024
High and dry

New state climate report projects continued warming, declining streamflows