This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization

Couch potatoes rejoice: researchers at the University of Sydney and University of Copenhagen are working on the first-ever legitimate “exercise pill.” The pill will mimic the effects of exercise on the body, such as bigger muscles and weight loss, without breaking a sweat. Unless, of course, popping a pill is strenuous for you.

 

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September 11, 2025
Back on top

After harrowing flying accident, local highliner steps back out with renewed mission
 

September 11, 2025
New order

Rule change for Land and Water Conservation Fund raises alarms

September 4, 2025
Armed with knowledge

Local community organizers work to ensure immigrant neighbors know their rights