This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization

Couch potatoes rejoice: researchers at the University of Sydney and University of Copenhagen are working on the first-ever legitimate “exercise pill.” The pill will mimic the effects of exercise on the body, such as bigger muscles and weight loss, without breaking a sweat. Unless, of course, popping a pill is strenuous for you.

 

In this week's issue...

December 18, 2025
Let it snow

Although ski areas across the West have taken a hit, there’s still hope 

December 18, 2025
Look, but don't take

Lessons in pottery theft – and remorse – from SW Colorado

December 11, 2025
Big plans

Whole Foods, 270 apartments could be coming to Durango Mall parcel