This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization
Couch potatoes rejoice: researchers at the University of Sydney and University of Copenhagen are working on the first-ever legitimate “exercise pill.” The pill will mimic the effects of exercise on the body, such as bigger muscles and weight loss, without breaking a sweat. Unless, of course, popping a pill is strenuous for you.
In this week's issue...
- September 11, 2025
- Back on top
After harrowing flying accident, local highliner steps back out with renewed mission
- September 11, 2025
- New order
Rule change for Land and Water Conservation Fund raises alarms
- September 4, 2025
- Armed with knowledge
Local community organizers work to ensure immigrant neighbors know their rights