This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization

The new and disturbing trend of “Nutscaping,” whereby men take selfies of beautiful outdoor vistas, with, their, um, junk, hanging like “a majestic moon in the sky,” according to the U.K.’s Metro. No word on whether it’s hit the San Juans, but we’re predicting the practice this time of year could lead to some shrinkage.