This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization

The new and disturbing trend of “Nutscaping,” whereby men take selfies of beautiful outdoor vistas, with, their, um, junk, hanging like “a majestic moon in the sky,” according to the U.K.’s Metro. No word on whether it’s hit the San Juans, but we’re predicting the practice this time of year could lead to some shrinkage.

 

In this week's issue...

June 4, 2026
Tougher on trash

As human-bear conflicts rise, new state law targets ‘knowingly’ allowing attractants

June 4, 2026
Redefining the business of art

Colorado’s new A Corp model helps creatives retain control while attracting investment
 

May 28, 2026
Quick 'n' Dirty

Help for the Demon Bridge, Highway 550 N closure, and fire mitigation falls off