This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization

The new and disturbing trend of “Nutscaping,” whereby men take selfies of beautiful outdoor vistas, with, their, um, junk, hanging like “a majestic moon in the sky,” according to the U.K.’s Metro. No word on whether it’s hit the San Juans, but we’re predicting the practice this time of year could lead to some shrinkage.

 

In this week's issue...

January 25, 2024
Bagging it

State plastic bag ban is in full effect, but enforcement varies

January 26, 2024
Paper chase

The Sneer is back – and no we’re not talking about Billy Idol’s comeback tour.

January 11, 2024
High and dry

New state climate report projects continued warming, declining streamflows