This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization

The new and disturbing trend of “Nutscaping,” whereby men take selfies of beautiful outdoor vistas, with, their, um, junk, hanging like “a majestic moon in the sky,” according to the U.K.’s Metro. No word on whether it’s hit the San Juans, but we’re predicting the practice this time of year could lead to some shrinkage.

 

In this week's issue...

May 15, 2025
End of the trail

Despite tariff pause, Colorado bike company can’t hang on through supply chain chaos

May 8, 2025
Shared pain

Dismal trend highlights need to cut usage in Upper Basin, too

April 24, 2025
A tale of two bills

Nuclear gets all the hype, but optimizing infrastructure will have bigger impact