This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization

The new and disturbing trend of “Nutscaping,” whereby men take selfies of beautiful outdoor vistas, with, their, um, junk, hanging like “a majestic moon in the sky,” according to the U.K.’s Metro. No word on whether it’s hit the San Juans, but we’re predicting the practice this time of year could lead to some shrinkage.

 

In this week's issue...

September 11, 2025
Back on top

After harrowing flying accident, local highliner steps back out with renewed mission
 

September 11, 2025
New order

Rule change for Land and Water Conservation Fund raises alarms

September 4, 2025
Armed with knowledge

Local community organizers work to ensure immigrant neighbors know their rights