This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization

At last: “Vacation Boobs,” allowing women to add some extra flotation with a simple saline injection. Be forewarned: boobs are not guaranteed to deflate at the same rate, which could only exacerbate post-vacation depression. 

In this week's issue...

January 25, 2024
Bagging it

State plastic bag ban is in full effect, but enforcement varies

January 26, 2024
Paper chase

The Sneer is back – and no we’re not talking about Billy Idol’s comeback tour.

January 11, 2024
High and dry

New state climate report projects continued warming, declining streamflows