This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization
At last: “Vacation Boobs,” allowing women to add some extra flotation with a simple saline injection. Be forewarned: boobs are not guaranteed to deflate at the same rate, which could only exacerbate post-vacation depression.
In this week's issue...
- January 25, 2024
- Bagging it
State plastic bag ban is in full effect, but enforcement varies
- January 26, 2024
- Paper chase
The Sneer is back – and no we’re not talking about Billy Idol’s comeback tour.
- January 11, 2024
- High and dry
New state climate report projects continued warming, declining streamflows