This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization
At last: “Vacation Boobs,” allowing women to add some extra flotation with a simple saline injection. Be forewarned: boobs are not guaranteed to deflate at the same rate, which could only exacerbate post-vacation depression.
In this week's issue...
- September 11, 2025
- Back on top
After harrowing flying accident, local highliner steps back out with renewed mission
- September 11, 2025
- New order
Rule change for Land and Water Conservation Fund raises alarms
- September 4, 2025
- Armed with knowledge
Local community organizers work to ensure immigrant neighbors know their rights