This week's sign of the downfall of civilization

The latest in beauty treatments, the “snail facial,” a procedure in which people pay to have snails “secrete” snail slime on their faces in the hopes of finding the fountain of youth.
In this week's issue...
- May 14, 2026
- The quad squad
Adult skate nights, DJs and a passionate crew fuel local roller skating renaissance
- May 14, 2026
- Recharging the EV market
High gas prices, revamped incentives aimed at rural drivers may help accelerate sales
- May 14, 2026
- Just how bad was it?
Warm temps, weak snowpack drive second-largest skier drop in industry history
