With Friday the 13th this week, The Telegraph asked: “What is the unluckiest thing that’s happened to you lately?”

“I shattered glass into the most exquisite Mexican enchilada dish I made for a dinner party at my house last week.”


“I thought I won a gas grill during a raffle drawing, and stood up cheering with ticket in hand, ran up to the stage, and then realized I was mistaken.”


“Showing off a skateboard trick to some chicks and took a heavy hit to my nuts with my board.”

“Cruisin’ on my dirt bike, and accident-
ally steered off a 10 foot cliff doin’ 30 mph.”

- Austin Smith

“I was laughed at by an elderly woman at a nursing home who was clearly mocking me.”

- Stephen Sellers