With Friday the 13th this week, The Telegraph asked: “What is the unluckiest thing that’s happened to you lately?”

 
“I shattered glass into the most exquisite Mexican enchilada dish I made for a dinner party at my house last week.”

 

“I thought I won a gas grill during a raffle drawing, and stood up cheering with ticket in hand, ran up to the stage, and then realized I was mistaken.”



 

 
“Showing off a skateboard trick to some chicks and took a heavy hit to my nuts with my board.”


“Cruisin’ on my dirt bike, and accident-
ally steered off a 10 foot cliff doin’ 30 mph.”


- Austin Smith

“I was laughed at by an elderly woman at a nursing home who was clearly mocking me.”

- Stephen Sellers

 

 

In this week's issue...

September 11, 2025
Back on top

After harrowing flying accident, local highliner steps back out with renewed mission
 

September 11, 2025
New order

Rule change for Land and Water Conservation Fund raises alarms

September 4, 2025
Armed with knowledge

Local community organizers work to ensure immigrant neighbors know their rights