With the temptation to play ski hooky high as of late, the Telegraph asked: “What’s your best powder day excuse for the boss?”

 

 

“Aliens.”

- Kathleen O’Connor

 


 
“The world is ending this year, anyway.”

- Michael Nolan

 

 
“My cat’s   in the hospital.”

- Ryan Moore
 

 

 
“My son has leprosy.”

- Anthony Philp
 

 
“I haven’t been skiing since yesterday.”

- Joe Storc

 


 

 

In this week's issue...

June 4, 2026
Tougher on trash

As human-bear conflicts rise, new state law targets ‘knowingly’ allowing attractants

June 4, 2026
Redefining the business of art

Colorado’s new A Corp model helps creatives retain control while attracting investment
 

May 28, 2026
Quick 'n' Dirty

Help for the Demon Bridge, Highway 550 N closure, and fire mitigation falls off