With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, The Telegraph asked: “What is your best break-up story?”

 
“My (ex)girlfriend lived in Australia, so I just stopped answering the phone, and things just worked themselves out.”
- Shaun Elmore
 
 
“I was broken up with via a text message after a full year of
dating.”
 
- Mike Gerhardt

 
 
“She accused me of being a ‘Peter Pan,’ like that was a bad thing.”

- Harris Abernathy
 
 
“I didn’t
know my ex was still married to another woman until I filed for divorce.”
 
- Amy McAteer


 
 
“I had my
new boyfriend call my ex boyfriend.”

- Jennifer London
 

 

In this week's issue...

January 25, 2024
Bagging it

State plastic bag ban is in full effect, but enforcement varies

January 26, 2024
Paper chase

The Sneer is back – and no we’re not talking about Billy Idol’s comeback tour.

January 11, 2024
High and dry

New state climate report projects continued warming, declining streamflows