With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, The Telegraph asked: “What is your best break-up story?”

 
“My (ex)girlfriend lived in Australia, so I just stopped answering the phone, and things just worked themselves out.”
- Shaun Elmore
 
 
“I was broken up with via a text message after a full year of
dating.”
 
- Mike Gerhardt

 
 
“She accused me of being a ‘Peter Pan,’ like that was a bad thing.”

- Harris Abernathy
 
 
“I didn’t
know my ex was still married to another woman until I filed for divorce.”
 
- Amy McAteer


 
 
“I had my
new boyfriend call my ex boyfriend.”

- Jennifer London
 

 

In this week's issue...

September 11, 2025
Back on top

After harrowing flying accident, local highliner steps back out with renewed mission
 

September 11, 2025
New order

Rule change for Land and Water Conservation Fund raises alarms

September 4, 2025
Armed with knowledge

Local community organizers work to ensure immigrant neighbors know their rights