“My (ex)girlfriend lived in Australia, so I just stopped answering the phone, and things just worked themselves out.”

“I was broken up with via a text message after a full year of
dating.”

“She accused me of being a ‘Peter Pan,’ like that was a bad thing.”

- Harris Abernathy
 

“I didn’t
know my ex was still married to another woman until I filed for divorce.”

“I had my
new boyfriend call my ex boyfriend.”

- Jennifer London