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Lost
Womens Peach Cruiser Bike
“The Salmon Streak” was removed from my downtown yard sometime on the night of Wed., 4/27- Thurs., 4/28. Peach and white Dyno with white walls and a springer fork. I don’t care how drunk you were, grow a set and bring it back! Reward for tips leading to its whereabouts and safe return: 749-2595.
Found
Serfas bike lock
Found on Animas River Trail. To reclaim call 247-3776.
HelpWanted
Summer Work – Great Pay
Immediate openings. FT/PT, customer sales/service, no exp nec., conditions apply, all ages 17 & older, Call Now: 970-385 -1552.
The Environmental Center
at Fort Lewis College is hiring a full-time intern for the 2011-12 academic year. Visit http://www2.fortlewis.edu/ec/home.aspx. for more information. Apply by May 13. EO/AA employer.
 
Live-in Domestic Goddess
(Tradeout for housing – PT/12hrs/wk.) home/office ½ mile to Albertson’s/Tech Center. Honest, reliable. Organized for cleaning, admin. Share bath/kitchen. Furnished room, wifi, basic cable in 70yo house. Vehicle/cell provided/avail. Hours/$’s DOQ/negotiable. 970-449-9470.
Part-Time Work
Good pay, start after finals, customer sales/svc, no exp nec, conditions apply, all ages 17+, Call today: 970-385-1552.
Announcements
Announcing a six-week
confidential group on Anger Management for men. We will examine the effects and causes of anger, emotion regulation, conflict resolution, mindfulness-based practices, and how to positively harness the power of anger. This group will begin Tues., May 17, and run each Tuesday until June 21. 6 - 7:30 pm. Group is limited to eight committed men. Registration deadline is May 10. $25 per class. Call Michael at 403-5054 to register and for more info.
Massage Program
Living Soil, a nonprofit created by Amaya, Turtle Lake and Shizendo Oriental Medicine offers an 800-hour certification program in Holistic Bodywork and Nutrition starting this September. Call 769-8389 or visit www.livingsoildurango.org.
Essential oils for the chakras
Seven 4-hour workshops on using essential oils for each main chakra. Each begins with an introduction to a chakra, including some breathwork and yoga poses. We will then explore essential oils for chakra balancing and make several essential oil products to take home. $50 per workshop or $325 for all 7. Sundays from 11am-3:30pm: May 15, June 12, July 17, Aug. 14, Sept. 11, Oct. 16 and Nov. 13. For more information or to RSVP please contact me at www.osadha.com or 970.779.3111. Space is limited.
The Headache Resolution Workshop
Discover 7 ways to decrease your headache triggers. Learn how to break from your headaches naturally! Tues., May 17, from 6:30-8:30 p.m. at the Durango Rec Center. Call Dr. Fitts at 259-6854 to register.

Become a Labor Doula
Upcoming CAPPA Doula training in Durango. June 3 & June 4, 2011. Space is limited don’t delay! Registration deadline: May 15, 2011. Contact: rockymountaindoula@comcast.net.
Free used fryer oil  
Trans-fat free. Pick up behind Steamworks, steady supply, first come first serve.
Yunomi Pottery Studio at Smiley
Offering classes and memberships. Summer wheel throwing classes: Wed., June 15-July 27, 5:30- 8:30 p.m., and Thurs., June 16- July 28, 9 a.m.-12 noon. Each class limited to 6. Contact Chyako Hashimoto, 259-2243 or Chyakopot@yahoo.com.
Christopher Marona
Nationally acclaimed photographer, & Over the Hill Outfitters have teamed up for a unique Wilderness Photography Workshop in the Weminuche, July 18-22, 2011.  MaronaPhoto.com (970) 247-2415 or visit www.OverTheHill Outfitters.com/chrismarona.htm (970) 385-7656.
Join Craig Cameron,
RFDTV’s Cowboy Clinician & Over the Hill Outfitters for a Backcountry Horsemanship Clinic in the Weminuche, June 24-July 1, 2011. OverTheHillOutfitters.com/craigcameron.htm (970) 385-7656.
Check out local writer
Rachel Turiel’s blog, 6512 and growing, (6512andgrowing.wordpress.com) about raising children, chickens, honeybees, a large garden and other messy, rewarding endeavors at 6512 feet.  
Puppy Party
Dogs 8wks-1 yr old. Play outside at the Durango Rec Center on Mondays at 6:30 p.m. Check website for more times www.durangodogs.com.  
Beginners Mountain biking classes
starting soon for men and women over 55. Please call 385-4388 for more information and to gauge interest for this age group.  
 
Yoga Teacher Training Program
200 hours. June 23-Oct. 30, Durango, CO. Earlybird registration ends May 15yogadurango.com or 970-946-8961.
If Only There Was a Shot                                                                             that could prevent cervical cancer and genital warts! There is – and it’s FREE. San Juan Basin Health Department has HPV vaccine.Call 247-5702 for an appointment.
Four Corners Lesbian Network
Free membership! Social events! Google “Four Corners Lesbian Network” or email FourCornersLN@yahoo.com
  FitnessClasses
Bikini Bootcamp
at the Smiley. Mon. and Thurs., 10:45 a.m. 970-769-4815.
Get expert training
with a certified fitness trainer. I have over 15 years experience helping people reach their fitness goals. Call for a complimentary consultation, 970-769-4815.
Services
Horse Boarding
Affordable rates, 15 mins. from Durango. www.horseboardingdurango.com 946-1478.
Lucas Landscaping and Stone
Specializing in native, low-maintenance design and installation including native perennial gardens, retaining walls, stone steps, patios, rock gardens, ponds, decks and pergolas, solar gate openers. Work guaranteed. Insured. 375-1166, rockgarden06@hotmail.com
Gluten-free, dairy-free raw cakes
for any special occasion. Raw Heavens, 970-398-9034, isabelle@rawheavens.com
Harmonica instruction
all ages, all levels. Canyon Music. 970-426-1469.
Hermosa Property Service
Affordable seasonal maintenance. Landscaping/ snow removal/ security. Painting, carpentry, repairs, installations. Larger or small projects accept
ed. Free estimates, 799-4503.
Rebirthing Breathwork Sessions
with experienced rebirther. Session lasts two about 2 hours. 970-398-9034. Contact@healingheavens.com.
Ground Control, LLC.
Residential and commercial landscaping. Call today for a guaranteed discount! Eric 799-7021 Eric@groundcontroldurango.com
Get That Old Computer Working
We won’t charge more than the computer’s worth, no charge if it can’t be fixed. The Computer Therapist, 970-799-0686 http://comptxdurango.com.
Aqua-Drop water delivery
$10 off delivery. 970-247-4426.
BodyWork 
Mother’s Day Massages!!
Give Mom a Gift Certificate for a Wonderful Massage!! Meg Bush, CMT 970-759-0199.
Relax and rejuvenate
with a massage. 1 hour - $45. In-town location. By appointment only. Leslie Beals CMT 970-759-6547. Gift certificates available.
Feel the Difference
Kelly Wright, Certified Rolfer™. 970-759-6115.
Mother’s Day Gift Certificate
One hour massage - $60. Two-for-one. Jerry. On the Mend Massage. 382-1931.
Let Aaah Day Spa
treat your mother to a relaxing 1 hour massage and pedicure. Special package price $99 or 10% off gift certificate toward any service. Offer expires 5/8/11. Will be open Sunday 259-2523.
30 min. $30, Zero Excuses
Foot, hand and arm massage. A perfect end or beginning of your week. Jerry with On the Mend Massage, 382-1931.
Meg’s May Massages!!
30, 60 & 90 minutes. Buy 4 / save $$. Gift certificates available! Meg Bush, CMT 970-759-0199. Downtown Durango.

$40 One-Hour Deep Tissue
Luna Therapeutic Massage, Skyridge office. Call 759-7280.
ForSale
Hot Tubs - $2,950
New – never used – still in wrappers. Include lights, lounger, waterfall, warrantee and delivery. 505-270-3104.
Barnwood For Sale
Barnwood and reclaimed timbers. Over 20,000sq feet 1x barn siding. Hand hewn beams. 2x rough sawn lumber. Doug fir beams. 350,000 Plus board feet available. Gunnison, CO. barnwoodamsalvage.com. (970)596-2407.
Queen size futon/couch
thick mattress, foam core, clean, very good condition. $225. 970-769-3943.
Salsa Campeon Road Bike
Size: 48cm (c to c), 50cm (c to t). Easton Scandium aluminum frame. Carbon fork & seat stays. Shimano Ultegra Group (9spd). Crank length: 170mm. Chainrings: 53 X 39Cassette: 12 X 25. Mavic Cosmos wheelset. Excellent, like new condition. $999. 759-8893.
Kids Climbing Shoes
Two pairs. Both high-end and nearly new. Scarpa, size 5, and 5.10, size 3. $30 each or $50 for both. 749-8824.
 Steel Buildings
20x24, 100x100 – Others. Get a bargain, Buy now! Not avail. later. Prices on the move
Source# 1KX. 970-367-4335.
Inflatable Kayak Fleet Sale!
AIRE & ZOIK $449-$699. You save $300. Only been used 2-3 times. Like new condition. More Info at: www.GravityPlay.com, 970-259-7771.
Reruns Home Furnishings
Patio season is on the way. Outside tables and chairs, pots and yard décor, and lots more. 572 E. 6th Ave. 385-7336.
RealEstate
3 bed/3 bath
Total remodel townhm, garage, 3 miles from DT, $225K. 303-809-5021.
Cozy 3br cabin - $165k
Near Summit Lake between Mancos and Dolores. Contact Bill Stanley. 970-749-7671 or billstanley@remax.net.
ForRent
Bodywork Office, P/T sublet available
Light and spacious, fully furnished; 8th & Main above Gardenswartz, 2+ days/week, and flex weekends. $180/mo. includes util. Great space! 799-0667.
Furnished Condo - Edgemont Ranch,
September 2011 through May 2012, for details - durangorents.com or 970-247-0485.
Dance studio for rent
In the Smiley Building. $15/hr. Sound system, mirrors, large, beautiful. 259-4122 or lisa@dancedurango.com
CommunityService
Free after-school string club
at Escalante Middle School is in need of stringed instruments for teenage players. Clean out that basement or attic and feel good about it! We are looking for violins, acoustic guitars, banjos, bass, dobros and mandolins. We also accept donations. For more info, contact Michelle @ 946-1545.
Wheat & Gluten Intolerance
Support Group meets the first Wednesdays of every month at 5:30 p.m. at the Crossroads Building, 1075 Main Ave. All are welcome. E-mail gfindurango@gmail.com for meeting room location or add'l info.
Music in the Mountains
Goes to School program needs instruments for a lending library of instruments. To donate an instrument, please drop them off at the Festival Office, located at 1063 Main Ave., from 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Mon.-Fri. Donated instruments are tax-deductible.
Art supplies needed
Regina at the donation-only Durango Farmers Market kids art booth is asking folks to set aside old art supplies during spring cleaning. Any safe materials, supplies or  other things accepted and greatly appreciated. E-mail for a list of needed items: reg@animas.net


Sunday Brunch
American Legion Post 28, 10 a.m. – 12 noon every Sunday. Sausage and biscuits with gravy or pancakes and sausage with eggs. $6 w/juice and coffee. $7 w/mimosa. Everyone welcome, 878 E. 2nd Ave.

Commodity Supplemental Food Program
If you are a senior 60 or older and make less than $1,074 per month, you qualify to receive a considerable non-perishable food box once per month!  We only have 18 remaining slots to fill. Call Sarah at the Durango Food Bank 375-2672 or email commodities.dfb@durango.net.

Family and Friends of Alcoholics
Has your life been affected by someone else's drinking? There is hope and help with the Al-Anon Family Groups. Call 970-259-2982 for local meetings or www.alanon-co.org for meetings throughout Colorado.

Are you a parent
with a child under age 5? Then come explore the Family Center of Durango. We have developmental playgroups, parenting classes, a toy lending library, safe exchange and supervised visits, a family support unit, and more! Call us at 385-4747 or stop by 489½ Florida Rd.

Cadence Therapeutic Riding
is seeking volunteers and is always searching for possible riders to participate in our program. Cadence is a non-profit organization that provides equestrian experiences for adults and children with special needs. Visit www.cadenceriding.org or call 749-7433 for more information.

Alzheimer’s Association
Support Groups meet the first and third Wednesday of the month at the Durango/La Plata Senior Center at 10:30 a.m. and the second Tuesday of every month at the Alzheimer’s Association, 701 Camino del Rio,  at 7 p.m. For more information, call Elaine Stumpo at 259-0122.

Raw Food Lunches
Nonprofit organization Turtle Lake Refuge offers organic, living-food lunch every Tuesday and Friday from 11:11 a.m. to 2:22 p.m. Suggested donation $10-$15. 247-8395. 848 E. Third Ave.

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