With summer season gearing up The Telegraph asked: “Whatâ??s your silliest tourist quote?”

Josh Tischer

“Where does the river circle back around?”

Joan Zswisler

“Can you tell me how to get to the Strahatter Motel?”

  Amber DeHerrera

“What’s the difference between a buffalo burger and a veggie burger?”

Brent Beck

“Where do they store the moguls in the summer?”

Patrick Jose

“Why isn’t Mesa Verde closer to the highway?”