With summer season gearing up The Telegraph asked: “Whatâ??s your silliest tourist quote?”

Josh Tischer

“Where does the river circle back around?”

Joan Zswisler
“Can you tell me how to get to the Strahatter Motel?”

  Amber DeHerrera

 “What’s the difference between a buffalo burger and a veggie burger?”

Brent Beck

“Where do they store the moguls in the summer?”

Patrick Jose

 		“Why isn’t Mesa Verde closer to the highway?”

 

In this week's issue...

January 25, 2024
Bagging it

State plastic bag ban is in full effect, but enforcement varies

January 26, 2024
Paper chase

The Sneer is back – and no we’re not talking about Billy Idol’s comeback tour.

January 11, 2024
High and dry

New state climate report projects continued warming, declining streamflows