With summer season gearing up The Telegraph asked: “Whatâ??s your silliest tourist quote?”

Josh Tischer

“Where does the river circle back around?”


Joan Zswisler

“Can you tell me how to get to the Strahatter Motel?”


  Amber DeHerrera

“What’s the difference between a buffalo burger and a veggie burger?”

Brent Beck

“Where do they store the moguls in the summer?”



Patrick Jose

“Why isn’t Mesa Verde closer to the highway?”

 

In this week's issue...

December 18, 2025
Let it snow

Although ski areas across the West have taken a hit, there’s still hope 

December 18, 2025
Look, but don't take

Lessons in pottery theft – and remorse – from SW Colorado

December 11, 2025
Big plans

Whole Foods, 270 apartments could be coming to Durango Mall parcel