With the return of the La Plata County Fair, The Telegraph asked: “What's your blue ribbon event?”

 

Laura Sainio

“Making out with the bearded lady.”

 

Hannah Burnett

 
“Noodle eating.”

 

Shannon Hahn

 

 		“Ropin’ rodeo clowns.”

 

Thad Ferrell

“The midget toss.”

 

Jeremy Miglinas

 		“Poking chickens”