With the Cowboy Gathering riding back into town The Telegraph asked: “people to give us their best cowboy poetry?”

Garett Dickinson

“A cold nor’easter wind, my Pabst can is empty, I howl at the moon like a Res dog.”

  Sam Redman

“Who’s gonna take care of my feet while I tend the sheep this trench foots really got a hold on me.”


“I’m gonna get drunk and rob a train.”

Luke Ragle

“Foosball at the Ranch

always the right time to play modern day cowboy.”

Preston Parrott

“Tight fittin’ jeans make me mean, that’s why I punch doggies and love livin’ free.”


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January 25, 2024
Bagging it

State plastic bag ban is in full effect, but enforcement varies

January 26, 2024
Paper chase

The Sneer is back – and no we’re not talking about Billy Idol’s comeback tour.

January 11, 2024
High and dry

New state climate report projects continued warming, declining streamflows