With the campaign season finally behind us, The Telegraph asked: “What position should you get in Obama's cabinet??”

 

Julie Stears

“I’m a naturopathic doctor, so I guess I would be his Secretary of Health.”

  

Jeremy Miglinas
“White House bowling alley superintendant”

Sam Brow

 		“With a figure like that, I would be his Secretary of Fashion!”
  

Janelle McCallum

“I’d like to be his personal hairstylist.”
 

Janine Scott

 		“Salt Shaker.”  

 

In this week's issue...

January 25, 2024
Bagging it

State plastic bag ban is in full effect, but enforcement varies

January 26, 2024
Paper chase

The Sneer is back – and no we’re not talking about Billy Idol’s comeback tour.

January 11, 2024
High and dry

New state climate report projects continued warming, declining streamflows