With the campaign season finally behind us, The Telegraph asked: “What position should you get in Obama's cabinet??”

 

Julie Stears

“I’m a naturopathic doctor, so I guess I would be his Secretary of Health.”

  

Jeremy Miglinas
“White House bowling alley superintendant”

Sam Brow

 		“With a figure like that, I would be his Secretary of Fashion!”
  

Janelle McCallum

“I’d like to be his personal hairstylist.”
 

Janine Scott

 		“Salt Shaker.”  

 

In this week's issue...

September 11, 2025
Back on top

After harrowing flying accident, local highliner steps back out with renewed mission
 

September 11, 2025
New order

Rule change for Land and Water Conservation Fund raises alarms

September 4, 2025
Armed with knowledge

Local community organizers work to ensure immigrant neighbors know their rights