With the campaign season finally behind us, The Telegraph asked: “What position should you get in Obama's cabinet??”

 

Julie Stears

“I’m a naturopathic doctor, so I guess I would be his Secretary of Health.”

 

Jeremy Miglinas

“White House bowling alley superintendant”


Sam Brow

“With a figure like that, I would be his Secretary of Fashion!”
 

Janelle McCallum

“I’d like to be his personal hairstylist.”


 

Janine Scott

“Salt Shaker.”  

 

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Let it snow

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December 18, 2025
Look, but don't take

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December 11, 2025
Big plans

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