With what seems like the whole town on spring break this week The Telegraph asked: “Why aren?t you on spring break?”

China

“I’m thoroughly un-American.”


Art Nichols

“Unfortunately, I’m working.”


Jared Koreski

“My trust fund ran dry.”

Matthew Alcott

“Because I just got back from spring break.”



Ashlee Hayes

“Because I’m spring broke.”

 

In this week's issue...

June 4, 2026
Tougher on trash

As human-bear conflicts rise, new state law targets ‘knowingly’ allowing attractants

June 4, 2026
Redefining the business of art

Colorado’s new A Corp model helps creatives retain control while attracting investment
 

May 28, 2026
Quick 'n' Dirty

Help for the Demon Bridge, Highway 550 N closure, and fire mitigation falls off