With what seems like the whole town on spring break this week The Telegraph asked: “Why aren?t you on spring break?”

China

“I’m thoroughly un-American.”


Art Nichols

“Unfortunately, I’m working.”


Jared Koreski

“My trust fund ran dry.”

Matthew Alcott

“Because I just got back from spring break.”



Ashlee Hayes

“Because I’m spring broke.”

 

In this week's issue...

January 25, 2024
Bagging it

State plastic bag ban is in full effect, but enforcement varies

January 26, 2024
Paper chase

The Sneer is back – and no we’re not talking about Billy Idol’s comeback tour.

January 11, 2024
High and dry

New state climate report projects continued warming, declining streamflows