Still undecided on who to cast your vote for in the upcoming presidential primaries? With all of the inter-party bickering and typical political rhetroric, this years election will likely be a slippery one. But alas, we at theTelegraph(along with some help from a few local bartenders) have devised the ultimate method for making up your mind once and for all. Matching adult drinks to a corresponding politicians characters, Cocktails for Candidates enables you to make that last-minute voting decision all from the comfort and safety of the Snowdown celebrations. So, pour a drink, take it down, and if it doesnt sit well in your belly, then it probably wont sit well in the Oval Office either. Disclaimer: TheTelegraphdoes not condone the act of voting under the influence ... of anything.

Impeachment consists of Crown and peach schnaaps, offered by
Andy, of Lady Fs. Barack on the Rocks, aka Courvoisier (cognac) over ice, is dark,
strong, slightly inexperienced and loved by Ted Kennedy. Seen being
poured here by Glen from Carvers. Remember, vote responsibly. Hillary Clinton, a pineapple, Jager and peach drink is NOT to be
trusted and should not be sipped or nursed but shot immediately.
Presented by Jerome from Moes. Ron Paul, aka the Liver-tarian, layered with Grenadine, Baileys
and Blue Curacao. Metaphorically speaking, this is probably the
only drink on this list thats worth a damn. Unfortunately, no one
is likely to drink it.

 

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