With the biggest date night of the year around the corner The Telegraph asked: “What was you worst date ever?”

Allyssun Stensen

“I once went out with Mr. Utah but realized half way through the date that he was prettier than I was, so I pretended to be ill and went home.”


Lori Seidler

“One of my first dates ever, I fell out of the car and tore my stockings, he got a speeding ticket and we were both in trouble for being home past curfew.”


  Kyla Jenkinson

“On a first date, this guy took me out for Mexican food and then proceeded to blast silent-but-deadly farts the whole way home without so much as opening the cars windows. Needless to say there was no second date.”

Gina M. Keirns

“I once went out with a computer geek who did nothing but talk about how great he was, so I tried to escape out of the ladies room window.”





 

In this week's issue...

June 13, 2019
Haven't got time for the pain

In the words of the great Salt-N-Pepa, let’s talk about sex (baby.) There, we said it.

June 13, 2019
Scoping begins on Silverton travel plan

The plan to bring more singletrack to Silverton is rolling forward. Last week, the Bureau of Land Management announced the beginning of a 30-day public scoping period on its proposed Silverton Area Travel Management Plan.

June 10, 2019
2019 Hardrock taps out

Snow, avi debris, high flows force cancellation