With the mercury rising The Telegraph asked people to finish the sentence: “It’s so hot that ... .”

Bryan Eisenbraun

“I could squeal like a pig.”


Brook Miller
“I’m glad that I’m not back in St. Louis.”


Joe Eppler
“I have to go jump in the river.”

Jimmy Carabbia

“When you get out of the shower you start sweating faster than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.”



Danielle Coyne
“I can’t even think of an answer.”

In this week's issue...

January 25, 2024
Bagging it

State plastic bag ban is in full effect, but enforcement varies

January 26, 2024
Paper chase

The Sneer is back – and no we’re not talking about Billy Idol’s comeback tour.

January 11, 2024
High and dry

New state climate report projects continued warming, declining streamflows