With the mercury rising The Telegraph asked people to finish the sentence: “It’s so hot that ... .”

Bryan Eisenbraun

“I could squeal like a pig.”
Brook Miller
“I’m glad that I’m not back in St. Louis.”

Joe Eppler 		“I have to go jump in the river.”
Jimmy Carabbia

“When you get out of the shower you start sweating faster than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.”


Danielle Coyne 		“I can’t even think of an answer.”