With the mercury rising The Telegraph asked people to finish the sentence: “It’s so hot that ... .”

Bryan Eisenbraun

“I could squeal like a pig.”


Brook Miller
“I’m glad that I’m not back in St. Louis.”


Joe Eppler
“I have to go jump in the river.”

Jimmy Carabbia

“When you get out of the shower you start sweating faster than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.”



Danielle Coyne
“I can’t even think of an answer.”

In this week's issue...

December 18, 2025
Let it snow

Although ski areas across the West have taken a hit, there’s still hope 

December 18, 2025
Look, but don't take

Lessons in pottery theft – and remorse – from SW Colorado

December 11, 2025
Big plans

Whole Foods, 270 apartments could be coming to Durango Mall parcel