| by Mike Sheahan   
                 
                   
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                    | The DSCPA brings Mark Stuart and Stacey 
                      Earle to the DAC Friday. |  Memorial Day weekend has come 
                  and gone, and we Durangoans who lived through the weekend now 
                  have a new challenge – tourist season. If this is your 
                  first summer as a local, here are a couple words of advice. 
                  First, don’t bother trying to cross town via Main Avenue. 
                  The back way on College Drive will probably be faster. Second, 
                  if you find yourself downtown, feed the meter! Cars with Texas, 
                  New Mexico or Oklahoma plates won’t get parking tickets 
                  but your Colorado Subaru (or Four Runner or Mobile-Penis, I 
                  mean Humvee), with nary a five-minute lapse, will get busted. 
                  Have a great summer locals! See you at Falconburgh’s in 
                  a couple of months. 
 Last week, I called the entertainment options in Durango “as 
                  dead as Tim Allen’s career.” I stand behind those 
                  words. But if that was true, then this week is a total Rosie 
                  O’Donnell. No fear, though, there’s enough happening 
                  to put off contemplating that move to Farmington for another 
                  week. Part of the Big Easy, or at least Louisiana blues rock, 
                  comes to Storyville tonight, May 29, in the form of Tyrin Benoit 
                  and the Shuckers. Astute Durango music fans will fondly recall 
                  brother bandmate Tab Benoit’s performances at Storyville 
                  as classics. This show shapes up to be more of the same. This 
                  is your chance to bring some of that bayou-fried, Mardi Gras-feeling 
                  blues home without having to look out for cops on horses or 
                  dealing with some drunk who thinks he’s in a bathroom. 
                  All the same, bring some beads in case things get nutty.  The week’s big deal comes on Friday, May 30, when the 
                  DSCPA brings Stacey Earle to the Durango Arts Center. The first 
                  time I saw Stacey Earle was in Olympia, Wash., when she warmed 
                  the crowd up for folk singer/storyteller Greg Brown. Someone 
                  had told me she was the sister of country rock superman Steve 
                  Earle, so I bought a couple of tickets to see what Steve’s 
                  sister could do. Halfway through the first song of her solo 
                  set in this enormous theater, I completely forgot about her 
                  relations and was drawn wholly into her performance. She filled 
                  that gigantic space so keenly with just her voice and guitar 
                  that my date laughed and cried several times, and I didn’t 
                  need to stick around for Greg Brown.  The second time I saw Earle was at a much more intimate show 
                  at the Diamond Circle Theatre, and she didn’t let down 
                  the show for the smaller crowd. Stacey Earle is at ease, and 
                  as personable in a room full of hundreds as in a saloon. If 
                  you only go out once per millennium, go see Stacey Earle and 
                  husband, Mark Stuart, play. Call the Durango Arts Center for 
                  all the specifics. But remember that this is the show everyone 
                  else will be talking about Monday.  This week’s signs the end is near: In Norway, the BBC 
                  is broadcasting a TV show that features a family of birds (the 
                  birds are called blue tits) living in a birdhouse made to look 
                  like a living room.A0Apparently, it’s a hit – there 
                  are eggs and feedings and, I assume, bird droppings. As I’ve 
                  said before, if Reality TV doesn’t bring the locusts and 
                  hell fire, then God (He, She or They) doesn’t exist.  Recently a guy named Jayson Blair, who once worked for the 
                  New York Times, got caught faking facts, stealing stories and 
                  fabricating interviews and then getting them printed. His biggest 
                  crime was writing lies about last winter’s D.C. sniper, 
                  things that might have thrown off the investigation. That’s 
                  just great, Blair pulls down big bucks making crap up while 
                  I bust my onions for a paper that pays me off in kittens...Oh 
                  wait, it seems I made that up. Or, I guess I didn’t, I 
                  stole it from a MASH episode. Wait, the truth is, I stole that 
                  kitten line from a friend who told me about that MASH episode. 
                  Damn you, Jayson Blair, damn you and your delicious, truth-bending 
                  poison!  This week’s pretty good record: A band’s sophomore 
                  album is always the most scrutinized. Fans and critics alike 
                  will always compare the old to the new, track for track. Its 
                  predecessor will be the benchmark the new album, like the Second 
                  Son, can’t (or won’t) live up to. Knowing this, 
                  I went into the new release by power pop supergroup The New 
                  Pornographers with as open a mind as I could have. Like “Mass 
                  Romantic” (the group’s brilliant first release), 
                  “Electric Version” finds its home halfway between 
                  Cheap Trick and the Canadian version of the B52s. Without a 
                  doubt, the New Pornographers are best when Neko Case is left 
                  to go wild and belt out the pop music she wanted to sing before 
                  she went country. This doesn’t happen enough on “Electric 
                  Version” as you might like.  I’ll say this, when a second album lets you down, it 
                  may not be that the music is bad, it’s probably that you’ve 
                  heard it all before. “Electric Version,” I assume, 
                  laid off vocals by the popular Neko Case for a reason, wanting 
                  not to be overshadowed by the obvious star, but the record might’ve 
                  been better served by more of her presence. Who’s the bigger fraud: Jayson Blair or the dude who 
                  double parks his Humvee?mpsheahan@yahoo.com 
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