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                 Recently we all realized the 
                  possibility of human cloning when a cult in Europe claimed to 
                  have cloned at least two people. We all know it is only a matter 
                  of time before humans are cloned, and the claim should not be 
                  a surprise to anyone. My only concern is that it isn’t 
                  Albert Einstein and Mother Theresa being cloned, but people 
                  who believe that they are freakin’ ALIENS! Not only that, 
                  but instead of laughing it off, the rest of the world is taking 
                  these “aliens” seriously. Get out and do as many 
                  of the things in this column (and whatever else) as you can, 
                  because if there is a Supreme Being, we may have finally pissed 
                  her off enough to bring about The End.
                 The Concert Hall at Fort Lewis is busy this week. On Sunday 
                  afternoon it offers wholesome family fun with the Gizmo Guys 
                  – a couple of guys who will juggle and joke their way 
                  into the imaginations of kids. This sounds like a great way 
                  to spend your Sunday afternoon, and what else would you do anyway? 
                  Sit on your couch and watch exciting playoff football?  
                Please.  
                The show starts at 2 p.m. and tickets are $14. 
                At the Concert Hall on Monday is a little something for the 
                  old folks. The Big Band Dance Party featuring the Jivin’ 
                  Lindy Hoppers will hit the stage at 7 p.m. Gather up Grandma 
                  and Grandpa and go wax nostalgic about a time when the economy 
                  was booming, and we were fighting a war everyone could understand. 
                 
                Tickets range from $15 - $25. 
                This Friday, the Abbey Theater will be hosting a benefit to 
                  help pay Bryce Flemming-Henning’s medical bills. A $20 
                  voluntary donation gets you a chance at door prizes, a silent 
                  auction and some great live music. The Badly Bent, Blue Moon 
                  Ramblers, Beltaine and others will perform. The Badly Bent are 
                  among my favorite local bluegrass bands; they have an authentic 
                  traditional sound that you don’t hear much around these 
                  parts.  
                My friend Greg is most excited about the reunion of the Marmot 
                  Mudflaps. Way before my time, Greg says they were a fun three-piece 
                  bluegrass group, and they haven’t played in nearly 10 
                  years.  
                All in all, this should be a great night of music. 
                Speaking of Greg Oldson, he will be performing this week at 
                  Storyville’s Friday Supper Club. If old-time murder ballads 
                  and Dylanesque folk are your bag, then Greg is just right for 
                  you. Later that night the Two High String Band brings its brand 
                  of bluegrass to the Storyville stage. The Supper Club starts 
                  at 5:30 p.m. and admission is free. The String Band starts at 
                  9:30 p.m., and cover is $3. 
                Saturday night brings us all-ages fun at the Shred Shed with 
                  Locals Lights Out and Amazing Larry and New Mexico punk rock 
                  sisters The Eyeliners. Whenever I attended all-ages shows as 
                  a youngster, my friends and I would ridicule anyone who even 
                  looked older than 25. Now I am, ahem, a bit older than 25 and 
                  well aware of the disdainful looks I get at these shows. What 
                  goes around truly does come around. The show starts at 8 p.m., 
                  and cover is $5.  
                This Week’s Sign That the End is Near: Exactly when did 
                  we become such a nation of idiots that we need a special tool 
                  in order to boil a pot of spaghetti? In the last month or so, 
                  we have seen no less than three separate but virtually identical 
                  pasta cookers (regular cooking pots with some holes drilled 
                  in the lid) become available to us through “special TV 
                  offers.” This, of course, makes me wonder who in the hell 
                  is buying so many of these that we need three on the market, 
                  and how did they ever get along before? 
                Even at my most inept I have never had any problem pouring 
                  ravioli into a strainer. 
                This Weeks Album Worth Owning: “Make Up the Breakdown” 
                  by Hot Hot Heat is an album that can be compared to the most 
                  up-tempo work of bands like XTC, Elvis Costello and the Cure. 
                  In fact, from the opening chords of the first song, one gets 
                  the impression that Hot Hot Heat would’ve killed in 1984. 
                 
                And though the sound may be a bit derivative, the songs are 
                  thoroughly original. Dante DeCarlo’s guitar work somehow 
                  manages to pay tribute to ’80s guitarists such as Johnny 
                  Marr while remaining modern and innovative. Steve Vay’s 
                  vocals immediately remind one of the Cure’s Robert Smith 
                  but soon enough take on a life of their own.  
                “Make up the Breakdown” was produced by grunge 
                  rock guru Jack Endino (Nirvana, Mudhoney, Soundgarden) and was 
                  released by the Seattle label Sub Pop, but don’t let those 
                  connections fool you. This is an album for people who love the 
                  Cure’s “Head on The Door” or The Smiths “Meat 
                  is Murder” but just can’t stand to listen to them 
                  anymore. 
                What’s happenin’? mpsheahan@yahoo.com 
                 
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