Last minute holiday help

Looking over a dry sea of brown and beige, I had a hard time believing that the holidays were upon us. With September and sand traps still on the brain, I was especially reluctant to enter the postal race, trim the tree and even start the shopping. I hit a particularly low spot during a recent, forced trip to the mall as I worked through a herd of what felt like thousands of people in the midst of a holiday buying frenzy.

Low went lower when the baby hanging around my neck started crying and several of my fellow shoppers started flashing me that “bad parent” look. Seeking an emergency fix, I made a quick hand-off to my wife, Rachael, and dashed off toward a piece of plate glass, pretending to admire the qualities of the 2002 fleet of lawnmowers and their sale tags. As I pondered the merits of mulching, I turned in shock to see my wife doing a little emergency breast feeding in the midst of the bustling herd. For the most part, people zoomed past oblivious. However, three adolescents with peach fuzz on their chins, acne on their cheeks and colas in their hands had gotten their present early and were happily grinning. I made a quick turn, hoping to provide the family with some sanctuary, and inadvertently stumbled back into the river of people. Someone nudged me from behind, a large plastic bag full of boxes bumped my knees and a wave of bad breath riding on a cough met me from the side just as the melodious voice of Burl Ives began to croon from above. “Have a Holly, Jolly Christmas! It’s the best time of the year.”

At that moment, I realized I was having difficulty finding the “holy” in the “holidays.” The tinsel, ornaments and carols were getting a little overwhelming. I was getting obsessed with brightly colored paper and plastic, and the race for mail service was beginning to consume me. Meanwhile, my checkbook was getting suspiciously light, and my great friends at the credit card company were smiling all the way to the bank.

In many ways, I was back in the standard holiday routine. But there was some added challenge this year. There was something about that plastic smiling Santa and the lighted reindeer standing on lawns that were still slightly green that just didn’t sit quite right. I was beginning to think that Burl wasn’t being completely honest with me about this being the best time of the year.
But then something miraculous started happening.

Snow started falling from the sky.

Late last Monday, an overly-long dry spell came to an abrupt end with some of Durango’s only substantial precipitation in nine months. The immediate future looks promising as well, with deluges pounding California and a series of storms lined up to Japan. And while this page would not even begin to address the subject of drought or its beginnings or endings, it was feeling pretty good to be back in the business of winter.

In the real world, most consider an obsession with storms and snow perverse. Anyone who lives here understands their necessity.

On the one, hedonistic hand, sliding through powder is one of the few rare pleasures where you actually make almost no contact with the ground. You are literally floating, flying on a pillow of snow and air. On the other hand, we have always been snow farmers at our root. For a large portion of the year, it is our sustenance and the major draw for visitors. Storms paralyze most of the outside world. We’re paralyzed without them.

And on the subject of holy holidays, Durango and much of the rest of the thirsty West are getting a pretty mighty gift right now.

Whether you be an avid skier or boarder or one who struggles with winter driving and despises the cold, everyone can agree on the value of moisture. Seeing this week’s storm cycle arrive, I’d say we all have ample reason to celebrate this holiday season. After a damned trying year, it’s nice to have a little hope to stand on. It’s a relief to put away thoughts of dust bowl and drought for at least a little while. It’s also a relief to get the Burl Ives off my internal turntable. I’ll take a little Bing Crosby any day.

-Will Sands

 

 

 


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