This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization
Iowa’s 2016 “Bacon Queen,” Allison Schafer, who was crowned during the recent Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival. Although she reportedly stumbled during the ’80s trivia portion, she wowed judges – including WWE Wrestler Hacksaw Jim Duggan – with her ability to both fry piggies and bacon – affixed to the barrel of her AR-15 rifle – all at the same time. The feat proves breakfast is not only the most important, but also the most dangerous, meal of the day.
In this week's issue...
- September 11, 2025
- Back on top
After harrowing flying accident, local highliner steps back out with renewed mission
- September 11, 2025
- New order
Rule change for Land and Water Conservation Fund raises alarms
- September 4, 2025
- Armed with knowledge
Local community organizers work to ensure immigrant neighbors know their rights