This Week's Sign of the Apocalypse

Cat got your tongue when it comes to dating? Why not stay home and cuddle up with your favorite feline companion and a bottle of cat wine. Denver-based Apollo Peak offers two varieties of wine for your furry friend: “Pinot Meow” and “Moscato.” And lest you fear you may not respect each other in the morning, the wine is alcohol free. Not that cats respect anyone in the first place.