This Week's Sign of the Apocalypse
If you think you’re being haunted by Donald Trump, you’re not alone in your nightmare. Recently, the orange tycoon’s visage has been spotted in a street churro in Spain and a bathroom tile in Virginia. The pastry was reportedly tasteless and just as crusty as its human likeness. As for the bathroom tile, perhaps bleach will take care of the problem?

In this week's issue...
- December 18, 2025
- Let it snow
Although ski areas across the West have taken a hit, there’s still hope
- December 18, 2025
- Look, but don't take
Lessons in pottery theft – and remorse – from SW Colorado
- December 11, 2025
- Big plans
Whole Foods, 270 apartments could be coming to Durango Mall parcel
