This Week's Sign of the Apocalypse


If you think you’re being haunted by Donald Trump, you’re not alone in your nightmare. Recently, the orange tycoon’s visage has been spotted in a street churro in Spain and a bathroom tile in Virginia. The pastry was reportedly tasteless and just as crusty as its human likeness. As for the bathroom tile, perhaps bleach will take care of the problem?

In this week's issue...

December 18, 2025
Let it snow

Although ski areas across the West have taken a hit, there’s still hope 

December 18, 2025
Look, but don't take

Lessons in pottery theft – and remorse – from SW Colorado

December 11, 2025
Big plans

Whole Foods, 270 apartments could be coming to Durango Mall parcel