This Week's Sign of the Apocalypse


If you think you’re being haunted by Donald Trump, you’re not alone in your nightmare. Recently, the orange tycoon’s visage has been spotted in a street churro in Spain and a bathroom tile in Virginia. The pastry was reportedly tasteless and just as crusty as its human likeness. As for the bathroom tile, perhaps bleach will take care of the problem?

In this week's issue...

September 11, 2025
Back on top

After harrowing flying accident, local highliner steps back out with renewed mission
 

September 11, 2025
New order

Rule change for Land and Water Conservation Fund raises alarms

September 4, 2025
Armed with knowledge

Local community organizers work to ensure immigrant neighbors know their rights