This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization


 

At last – a dress to make even Lady Gaga gag. Seems a British designer has outdone the diva’s meat dress with an even more disgusting creation: what is likely the world’s first (and hopefully last) pubic hair dress. Sarah Louise Bryan recently unveiled her “cooch-ure” design, which used donated pubic hair solicited from the internet (and other dark places). Not to worry, though, she sterilized the uh, “materials,” before hot gluing them on. Let’s just hope she doesn’t come in contact with any hot wax.

In this week's issue...

May 15, 2025
End of the trail

Despite tariff pause, Colorado bike company can’t hang on through supply chain chaos

May 8, 2025
Shared pain

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April 24, 2025
A tale of two bills

Nuclear gets all the hype, but optimizing infrastructure will have bigger impact