This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization
The latest in masculine mixology: the meat straw. To get your manly drink on, one need only a Slim Jim (the big boy), power drill and cocktail of choice (bloody Mary or whiskey preferably.) Just remember: drinking and power tools don’t mix. It’s only fun till someone drills an eye out.
In this week's issue...
- September 11, 2025
- Back on top
After harrowing flying accident, local highliner steps back out with renewed mission
- September 11, 2025
- New order
Rule change for Land and Water Conservation Fund raises alarms
- September 4, 2025
- Armed with knowledge
Local community organizers work to ensure immigrant neighbors know their rights