This Week's Sign of the Downfall of Civilization

A Catholic priest in the Philippines may not walk on water, but he can hover a few inches off the ground. Seems Rev. Albert San Jose showed up to Christmas Eve Mass on a hoverboard. Unfortunately, the diocese was not amused after damning videos surfaced, and he was promptly grounded for his actions.

 

 

In this week's issue...

September 11, 2025
Back on top

After harrowing flying accident, local highliner steps back out with renewed mission
 

September 11, 2025
New order

Rule change for Land and Water Conservation Fund raises alarms

September 4, 2025
Armed with knowledge

Local community organizers work to ensure immigrant neighbors know their rights