Diver: Joe and Eric from Rent-A-Man
Interesting Facts: Not all business partners get along

Dear Diver,
They say that no two snowflakes are alike, but how do “they” know? Seems like out of the bazillion snowflakes that have fallen through eternity, at least two would be identical.
– Jake the Flake

Dear Mr. Flake
Yes, we have all heard that no two snowflakes are alike which is true of the star-shaped snowflakes.  On the other hand, the column-type flakes look alike but are truly different on the molecular level. So now you know. But seriously, I don’t know why people pick on snowflakes – are any two geraniums alike? Or kittens, or mountains, or asteroids? The same comparisons can be made for contractors, but not all contractors are created equal! Some smell funny, some never call back or even show up when scheduled. But Rent A Man smells like flowers, calls back and shows up on time.
– Rent a Diver

Dear Diver,
My neighbor recently bought a snowblower. How do I butter up to him so he’ll start plowing our side walk? Can’t say I even know his name, so any “ice breakers” would be appreciated. My lower back thanks you in advance.
– Shoveled Out
Dear Mr. Shovelman
I am appalled that you even asked me this question! Don’t you know we at Rent A Man rent men for things like that? Well, if you’re not in the position to Rent A Man nothing works better than leaving a six pack of Euphoria on his porch and a piece of paper with an arrow and a smiley face pointing to your side walk. Since you don’t remember his name it will be very important for you to do this before he gets out of bed, this way you can ask his name when the job is completed. If you don’t care what his name is and the Euphoria works just repeat the process and be pain free all winter.
– Rent a Diver

Dear Diver,
My boyfriend keeps hinting that he would like us to make a “video” together, and that everyone is doing it these days, and it’s “no big deal.” He even swears he’ll erase it right away. But I’m not that kind of girl. Plus, those things have a way of coming back to bite you, usually when you least expect it to. How do I get him to dump the idea, and more importantly, should I just dump him?
– Not Paris
Dear Miss Paris
Everyone makes videos these days, and it can be a lot of fun. We at Rent A Man video many monumental events especially when the job is done. I don’t understand what all the fuss is about! I thought all girls wanted to be in the spotlight? Making a video is really no big deal especially with smart phones, there is no way the video can get into the wrong hands. If you are worried about it coming back to bite you, don’t put yourself in a funky position that you will regret. In the end, we agree with your boyfriend and recommend he dumps you if you don’t play along.
– Rent a Diver