Ear to the ground
“If I had a time machine, I’d go back and kill the person who invented auto-tune.”
– Local moviegoer reacting to an overly produced theme song

The cat is back
It may still be on the sales block, but for the time-being, it’s business as usual for San Juan Ski Company.

The local snowcat skiing operation, which is based out of Durango Mountain Resort, announced plans for retirement after more than 15 years in the biz. However, this week, owners Bob and Carrie Rule announced they will be firing up once again for the 2012-13 season.

“With the leaves turning and the temperatures falling, my thoughts are on the upcoming winter,” read a release from Bob Rule. “I am sure that most of you are aware that we have the business up for sale. There have also been rumors that we will not be operating this season. Well, first off, we will be opening for the 2012/2013 season, which will be our 16th year. The business is still for sale but we have not found the right party to pass it on to. So Carrie and I will still be here everyday to help you get the most out of your catskiing experience.”

Changes for the upcoming season include lunch and the use of powder-specific skis and snowboards free of charge. SJC also has decided to operate only one snowcat per day. “What this means ... is that the morning check in at the shop will be less crowded and hectic and, more importantly, less clients equals more powder. With our vast amount of terrain and only nine other guests skiing with you for the day, you can rest assured of hitting fresh tracks. We guarantee it or your money back.”

SJC operates on 35,000 acres north of Purgatory in the San Juan Mountains. A single day of guided skiing costs $350, or full cat rental is available for 12 for $3,500. For more info., visit www.sanjaunskico.com.

Mesa Verde on two wheels
Winter may be on the brain, but fall is in full glory at Mesa Verde National Park, meaning there’s no better time to host the annual “Hike and Bike” on Wetherill Mesa.

Although closed to car traffic after Labor Day – and closed to foot and bike traffic year round due to its narrow, windy nature – the 5.5 mile Wetherill Tram Road will be opened to cyclists and hikers only Sat., Sept. 22, 9 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. Entrance fees to the park will be waived for participants.

Wetherill Road is located off the park road, just past Far View Lodge. From there, participants drive 12 miles to the Wetherill Mesa info kiosk and then hike or bike along the Tram Road. The route includes Long House, the second largest cliff dwelling in the park; Step House; Badger House; and views of Kodak House and Nordenskiöld No. 16. Park Rangers and volunteers will be on hand, and lunch will be sold at the kiosk.

For info., call (970) 529-4465.