Di
ver: Harrison McInnis
Interesting Facts: Harrison has never worked a day in his life.
ver: Harrison McInnisInteresting Facts: Harrison has never worked a day in his life.
Dear Diver,
With the cooler weather and all the local pedal hype, I have found myself doing an old time honored dance: the bike tube change. I have no troubles finding/replacing them when needed. However, what should I do with the old one?
– Stan Tu` Bliss
With the cooler weather and all the local pedal hype, I have found myself doing an old time honored dance: the bike tube change. I have no troubles finding/replacing them when needed. However, what should I do with the old one?
– Stan Tu` Bliss
Dusty Tubes,
I bet you’re one of those weird hoarders, right? I used to be like that, keeping old bicycle tubes, dog chew toys, and miniature kitchen appliances all around my mom’s house. All it took was for my EZ Bake to catastrophically melt down and boom, all my crap was incinerated.
– The Diver
I bet you’re one of those weird hoarders, right? I used to be like that, keeping old bicycle tubes, dog chew toys, and miniature kitchen appliances all around my mom’s house. All it took was for my EZ Bake to catastrophically melt down and boom, all my crap was incinerated.
– The Diver
Dear Diver,
I just got a new iPhone and my ring sounds like everyone else’s. What suggestions does the diver have for unique and cool ringtones? I am drawing a blank. “Who Can it be Now” or any “Men at Work” for that matter, need not apply.
– Tone Deaf
Cool kid,
Ringtones are overrated, it’s all about vibrate mode. On my phone I use the MEGA VIBRATE app. You can set different vibrations for certain people. For instance, I use “Jack Hammer Mode” for when BFF’s call me… But my personal favorite is “Kitten mode,” it’s a gentle purring vibration that I have go off every five minutes.
– The Diver
I just got a new iPhone and my ring sounds like everyone else’s. What suggestions does the diver have for unique and cool ringtones? I am drawing a blank. “Who Can it be Now” or any “Men at Work” for that matter, need not apply.
– Tone Deaf
Cool kid,
Ringtones are overrated, it’s all about vibrate mode. On my phone I use the MEGA VIBRATE app. You can set different vibrations for certain people. For instance, I use “Jack Hammer Mode” for when BFF’s call me… But my personal favorite is “Kitten mode,” it’s a gentle purring vibration that I have go off every five minutes.
– The Diver
Dear Diver,
I couldn’t help but notice last week during the bike race that there were hot chicks paraded around at the end of every stage, like some sort of testosterone trophy. I can see having trying to cash in on sex at NASCAR or NFL events, but I thought international cycling was above those cheap tactics. I’ve sort of lost respect – what gives?
– Not Impressed
Dear No Mojo,
What are you gay? Everyone loves hot chicks. How else do you get people to watch a bunch of dudes in tights bike up a mountain? It’s all about the ladies, always has been. Same goes with those other lame sports you mentioned above.
– The Diver
I couldn’t help but notice last week during the bike race that there were hot chicks paraded around at the end of every stage, like some sort of testosterone trophy. I can see having trying to cash in on sex at NASCAR or NFL events, but I thought international cycling was above those cheap tactics. I’ve sort of lost respect – what gives?
– Not Impressed
Dear No Mojo,
What are you gay? Everyone loves hot chicks. How else do you get people to watch a bunch of dudes in tights bike up a mountain? It’s all about the ladies, always has been. Same goes with those other lame sports you mentioned above.
– The Diver
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