Ear to the ground “I don’t think the plane will let us bring our AK47s, so we’ll have to go without costumes.” – A Durangoan lamenting the pitfalls of traveling over the Halloween holiday as a “Natural Born Killer” Local boy goes big Goddard and fellow patroller Jules Campbell beat out 144 other competitors to take first in Helly Hansen’s “Battle of the Bowls” last spring. The “big-mountain” course challenged two-person teams to ski, hike and navigate the Highlands’ vast terrain. “I’ve always said this is the best event in the Roaring Fork Valley,” Goddard reportedly said upon winning. With a time of 3:21:59, Highlands Patrol took home $2,000 in HH gear, as well as schwag from sponsors Thule, Dakine and Powder, which presumably included some free press. Welcome to the Mile-High jungle Other cities slated for the first U.S. tour in six years, include Nashville, Houston, Indianpolis and Omaha. Rose, the notoriously evasive man-diva who is known to storm off stage after 45 minutes of playing and inciting riots, will most likely be traveling without any of his original “Appetite for Destruction” crew. And anyone holding out hope for a Slash/Rose group hug can forget it. According to a story in Rolling Stone, Rose referred to the mop-headed ex-lead guitarist as “a cancer.” However, the band has added new grist in recent years, most notably guitarist DJ Ashba in 2009. Punk legend Tommy Stinson, of Replacements fame, took on bassist duties for GNR in 1998. No word yet on the songlist. The last GNR release, “Chinese Democracy” came out in 2008, after 10 years in the making. |