“A mattress.”

- Molly Moore
“1,500 gallons of raw sewage.”
 
 
- Jordan Webb
“Me, after I got thrown from my tube like I was in an episode of ‘Gilligan’s Island.’”

 – Troy Dunkin
“A river otter.”


 – Molly McCue

“An
inflatable alligator.”


 – Megan Curry

 

In this week's issue...

December 18, 2025
Let it snow

Although ski areas across the West have taken a hit, there’s still hope 

December 18, 2025
Look, but don't take

Lessons in pottery theft – and remorse – from SW Colorado

December 11, 2025
Big plans

Whole Foods, 270 apartments could be coming to Durango Mall parcel