With an unusually quiet weekend upon us The Telegraph asked: “What should this weekend?s unofficial festival be??”

Brian Kirtz

“An old-men-playing-chess-in-the-park competition.”


Neave Megenhardt

“We put on events, so we’re looking forward to enjoying the peace and quiet.”


Deirdre Karger

“A street scramble - an organized scavenger hunt/trivia event.”

Rosa & Urijah Stockton

“We’d like to see punk-rock-in-the-park.”



Jasper Mooseknuckle

“A polygamy festival.”