With April 1 hitting last Tuesday The Telegraph asked: “What?s your favorite April Fool?s Day joke??”

Lavenia Taylor

“I like to leave the cheese slice wrapper on when I make someone a sandwich.”


Dasha Greidan

“Put a rubber band around the kitchen sink sprayer trigger and the next person to turn on the faucet gets wet.”


Patrick McCarthy

“I like to call my parents and say that I’m in jail.”

Mike Trefry

“Telling the fiancé that the wedding is off.”



Hunter McCullars

“My buddy called me to say that he had gotten some girl pregnant.”

 

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