Dear Diver,

I have a problem with one of my roommates. He is so lazy that it's becoming unbearable. All he does is play video games, hang out with his girlfriend and drink. He never lifts a finger around the house. For example, he's never emptied the dishwasher, taken out the trash, cleaned the bathroom or picked up anything. What can I do to get this bum off his ass?

- Sincerely, Getting annoyed

Dear Annoyed,

Why did you move in with this person to begin with? That sucks.This reminds me of my second house in Durango. I lived with two guys who decided to get a puppy together. They would argue over who had to clean up the poop and the trash that got dragged around the house. It was a nightmare. What I did was do as much as possible away from my house. Take this opportunity to find new hobbies, make new friends, study at the library, and go on more vacations. Or get even. Be dirtier, find a hippie to stay on your couch, and drink your roommate's beer. Sooner or later your lease will be up.

- Gretta

Dear Diver

Is it wrong to look at porn in public?

- XO, That Guy

Dear Guy,

It is only wrong if you are around children. Is it totally weird and disgusting? Hell yes. Do you have a home? I suggest you be like every other normal person and look at porn at your house or your friend's house.

- Gretta

Yo Diver,

Why do beautiful women in this town date stupid men?

- Love, Corkey

Dear Corkey,

That is not true. My man is not stupid. Besides, if it were true, then you would have a beautiful girlfriend. If you want a beautiful girl, get a life and quit asking the Diver pointless questions. Now is a great time to pick up a girl on the ski lift. See if you like her for that couple of minutes, ski with her for a run, then hope she's cute when you actually get to see her when you buy her a Euphoria at Purgy's. Good luck, Corkey.

- Your friend, the Diver